I Eat Boys Like You For Breakfast Songtext / Lyric

I eat boys like you for breakfast

Where's my salt 'n pepa now?

Oregano, basil and thyme and my Tapatio

I eat boys like you for breakfast



You've got a striking physique

Don't underestimate the hunter

Let's play hide and seek

You came to my island

You stepped on my lawn

You pissed off the dog too

You won't last 'til dawn

You insulted my mother

Caught you groping my sister

You crapped on my father

Say your last prayers mister



I eat boys like you for breakfast

Where's my knife and fork now?

Onions, tomeitos, tomatoes, poteitos potatoes



The rabbit was bragging of how fast he could run

Made a fool of the turtle chillin'in the sun

The race was on and the rabbit thought he won so he fell asleep

Now hear him weep

It's your chance to repent for all the days you spent playing king of the hill

It's an easy match but there is just one catch

By now you should know the drill

Yes you should know that



I eat boys like you for breakfast

Where's my knife and for now?

Onions, tomeitos, tomatoes, poteitos potatoes

I eat boys like you for breakfast



Sir, you've got a striking physique

Don't underestimate the hunter

Now let's play hide and seek

I eat boys like you for breakfast