Totnes Bickering Fair Songtext / Lyric

So much for your journey of self-discovery

You had to cut it short, forgot your credit card

The decree nisi came through this morning

And I just called to say



I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo



You quoted Goldman incorrectly as we strolled

Your stab at solar heating just left me cold

I want a sun tan, not Vashti Bunyan

Therefore henceforth






I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo



That donkey which you vowed to rescue done gone died

So on its behalf…



I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo



I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo



Not long now before lollipop men are called Darren