Sponsoring The Moshpits Songtext / Lyric

In front of bar staff the bands still play

So I get on my knees and really pray

Ask for inspiration from the boys up above

Handed down a plan which seems simple enough



Another bright idea from Gabriel

To keep the small clubs afloat

We should be sponsoring the moshpits

Bang the drums



Find a group that pulls a crowd and get them booked

Then describe to companies how their name would look

Plastered round the area where the punters mass

Ten times more effective than the underpass



It's a bright idea from Gabriel

To keep the small clubs afloat

We should be sponsoring the moshpits

Bang the drums






Wine and dine Keith Prowse

Ask him if he'd be interested in

A deal with David Prowse

Whereby everyone gets to the gig

All safe and sound



Come on everybody there's no time to waste

Ernie Ball, Rotosound, Zildjian and Paiste

Common misconceptions will be left at the door

And Sparks won't come from Germany anymore



So it's thumbs up for Gabriel

For keeping small clubs afloat

We're sponsoring the moshpits

Bang the drums



Wine and dine Keith Prowse

Ask him if he'd be interested in

A deal with David Prowse

Whereby everyone gets to the gig

All safe and sound

And in this way your club will be saved

From the JCB

And in this way your club will be saved

From JCB



Moshpits, moshpits

Moshpits, moshpits

Moshpits, moshpits

Moshpits, moshpits

Moshpits, moshpits

Moshpits, moshpits

Moshpits, moshpits

Moshpits, moshpits…