Song Of Encouragement For The Orme Ascent Songtext / Lyric

Well, I just cycled in to the

Pine floored living room

Pissed on the mystics

Scoffed at the Hockney

Took all the road signs

Back to the council

Put my foot through the TV

Not that they'd notice

Winced at the film trivia

Book at the bog-side

Burst all the bean bags

Smoked all the French fags

Hey Mr. Gauloises

Ou est le hubcaps?



I scream, you scream

We all scream for I Ching

And spag bol and soul mates

And Persian cats

There's a ghost with a conscience

A fridge full of nonsense

Here's to your world view

The one in which you

Feel there should be a

Saxophone in the corner

Say that again

And I'll generalise ya