She's In Broadstairs Songtext / Lyric

Today I saw her brother

Who said she's with another

They've gone away together

You'd better speak to Heather

And so I spoke to Heather

At first about the weather

And then about her sister

And how I really missed her

Maybe she could tell her

I've still got her umbrella

She prized it rather highly

It saved her once in Filey

It came on all torrential

And therefore it's essential

You tell me where she's living

So it to her I'm giving






Broadstairs

She's in Broadstairs

She's in Broadstairs

B for Broadstairs



Apparently she's seeing

A bloke who used to be in

A scenic regulator [?]

From nearer the [?] equator

I couldn't bear to listen

Or stand to see them kissing

Unable to forgive her

I jumped into the river

I'm on another planet

She's on the Isle of Thanet

I wake up on a trolley

And realise the folly

I tell them I can manage

There isn't any damage

And as I'm being led out

I get my A-to-Z out



Broadstairs

She's in Broadstairs

She's in Broadstairs

B for Broadstairs



She's in Broadstairs

B for Broadstairs

She's in Broadstairs

B for Broadstairs