Secret Gig Songtext / Lyric

Psst Sssh

Psst Sssh

Psst Sssh

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They're gonna be unveiling some new material

Some new material

Some new material

And the drummer's got a song

That he'd like to try out

In a live environment, a live environment

Tell it down the mines

There's gonna be a secret gig

You've gotta knock three times

If you want to see a secret gig



Psst Sssh

Psst Sssh

Psst Sssh

Sssh






The information needed can be found in anagram

On the internet the day before

I've got a cousin in Tredegar

But he's unreliable

And undeniably a rank buffoon

But I can tolerate his crimes

'Cos he's never done a secret gig

He's gotta knock three times

If he wants to see a secret gig



Ten past nine, The Borderline

A mole sold a leak to the new fanzine

The 'zine flipped

Tongue slipped

And we all headed off to the nearest tube



Sssh

MI5 Plus One

CIA Plus Two

MFI Plus Three

Sir Roger Casement Plus Four

Bob from the basement and friends

Evan Dando Plus Ten

And his sister Suzanne

Who lives by the river



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