Quality Janitor Songtext / Lyric

Get on my funbus, I'll take you all for a ride

I'll tell you about the Cuban's eight-foot stride

Punch me harder, I didn't feel a thing

All the kids appreciate the joy I bring



I'm always happy

Ever so happy

There's no-one more happy

I'm a comedy grandad






Same old Northerner, always got nothing to say

All the same I think I'll say it anyway

Witness these overalls, these navy-blue overalls

I'm never happy

Never been happy

It's not in my contract

I've got two big keys and they're both dead big

I'm a quality janitor



Just after dusk I swing from the wrought iron gates

And remember the five o'clock tea-time smell of the estate

I'm always running

All knees and elbows

Got a stick with a spike on

Cartoon ducks laugh at me



I'm a comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore

A comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore



Nobody loves me anymore

Nobody loves me anymore

I'm the man who put Nick Straker on the floor

But nobody loves me anymore