Petty Sessions Songtext / Lyric

I stick me big nose in

When I go out

Sealed-off car park

What's it all about?

I like an altercation with a member of staff

“That was a ten pound note!”






I ring up Dial-A-Pizza

I ring up Dial-A-Pizza

I ring up Dial-A-Pizza

And say that's not how I would spell “Hawaiian”



Facebook Mum

YouTube Dad

Sea Bass Man Bag

Fifty quid to Chad

Would the congregation like to rise and sing

Hymn number 252



Here come the Barmy Army

They're absolutely crazy

Bart, Elvis and the baby

Kill kill kill stab murder and despatch