Paradise Lost (You're The Reason Why) Songtext / Lyric

Well you say you only watch documentaries

And that bad cold you've got, that's the flu

And that book that you foisted upon me

I'll never read it, will you?



Did you play in the Garden of Eden?

Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?

'Cos it seems to me you're the reason

You're the reason why Paradise Lost.



Was it you who invented the school run

At the Laboratoires Garnier, Gaul?

And is it you who's to stone for the motorway cone

Barry Venison and Davina McCall?






Did you play in the Garden of Eden?

Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?

'Cos it seems to me you're the reason

You're the reason why Paradise Lost



Ah regain it for me Rodney



Well we've both seen your personalised reg plates

And it's not the worst crime I agree

But we both know full well that it really should spell

T-W-A-T-O-N-E.



Did you play in the Garden of Eden?

Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?

'Cos it seems to me you're the reason

You're the reason why Paradise Lost