Letters Sent Songtext / Lyric

Keeper you've just made a decent save

So why d'you feel the need to rant and rave

Screaming at defenders

Makes you look dead stupid

Especially when they haven't done much wrong

Please cease the trait



Thank you to whoever found my purse

Also when I fell, the passing nurse

And when in my coma

As I tried to bludgeon

Chartist demonstrators in the square

Those on the ward

Yours, much restored






I disagree entirely with your choice

Peetie Wheatstraw had a better voice

I'd like to warn your readers

Stapeley Water Gardens

A nice day out but best to take a flask



Dear Miss McVey

It pains me to say

The school choir was dull

And the blame lies with you



Sewage farm an absolute disgrace

Picnic table somewhat out of place

Leisure centre cashpoint

Always out of order

And there's too much chlorine in the pool



Thirteen across

Where was the clue?

Bird on the wire

Len, you're the dogs'