Improv Workshop Mimeshow Gobshite Songtext / Lyric

Tower block, you couldn't score in a tower block

Do you wash plates down the WI?

Went down town, saw you pasteling the precinct floor

Had no qualms, but I complained anyway



'Cos I'm the big cheese down at the Tourist Information

I work out of Barmouth where the bathing is safe

Dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobshite

Out on to the sandbank and then send in the clowns






We must do brunch sometime

That place by Pineapple

Cats, Phantom, Starlight, Les

It's the cohorts from the dance class

And they haven't paid their domino fees



How many of yous lot know

That song by Blackfoot Sue

“I'm Standing In The Road”

Was penned by the burly physio

Of non-league Farnborough Town



Big cheese down at the Tourist Information

Come forth with your queries

And I'll wade out for miles

Never trust a crown green bowler under thirty

The future's so dull I've gotta sing torch songs

Dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobshite

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