Bogus Official Songtext / Lyric

I'm the man that you need on the day that it rains

I'm the wiser advisor on capital gains

I'm the lowlife pretending to look at your drains

I'm a bogus official

Don't let me in






I'm the police, I'm the clergy, I'm Measures and Weights

I'm the chap doing the survey on alley gates

I need to know where you'll be on the following dates

'Cos I'm a bogus official

Nice dress



Courteous, friendly, jolly, and fat

With a smile saying, “Look, I know it's under the mat

I don't give a fuck about your missing cat”

B-O-G-U-S official