Blue Badge Abuser Songtext / Lyric

A dirty rounder, a no-good fraud

A ne'er-do-well of the highest accord

I've got the supermarket sympathy vote

I've got a ten year old doctor's note



'Cos I'm a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser

I'm a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser



I park up in the pouring rain

The space was empty, who's to complain

And if they did, I'd say I'm due for the op

And sprint wilfully off to the shop






'Cos I'm a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser

I'm a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser



(Fetch my stick, Margaret!)



I used to favour Justice and Truth

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth

One day I know I'll have to face his wrath

A walk in hell for a walk-in bath



'Cos I'm a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser

I'm a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser

I'm a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser

I'm a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser

Blue Badge Abuser