Architecture And Morality Ted And Alice Songtext / Lyric

The wonderful dexterity of Hannu Mikkula

Makes me want to shake hand with the whole of Finland

But the horrible sincerity of Miriam Stoppard

Makes me wanna go out and commit mass murder



I ranked Jane Scott for a genuine friend

She was otherwise engaged so i looked round the bend

I saw the wheels of nihilism rolling my way

Now i live life in the bus lane

Yeah i live life in the bus lane



The halcyonic dynamo that lit up my childhood

Made me feel secure on the roads in winter

But the nauseating bashfulness of early Diana

Makes me want to set fire to commemorative tea towels






I walked across the road with a peach in my hand

A hammer in my head and i couldn't understand

Behind us stood a maniac laughing at me

Saying "I like to watch the adverts

Yeah i saw it in the adverts"



Aaaah!



You fold your grandma's neck

And smother her with custard

As a contribution to your folio

And the very next morning

You take her into college

And the tutor with the beard and the polio

Says "Well it has got potential

And it could well be essential

But it should be more dramatic if you know what i mean"



Have you tuned in

To Radio da da

Every friday evening

At six in the morning

Scan the airwaves

For Radio da da

It goes something like this.