99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd Songtext / Lyric

Jesus Christ come on down!



If you ever wondered how

You get triangles from a cow

You need butter, milk and cheese

And an equilateral chainsaw



In debt I owe someone a fiver

Maybe I should try my hand at drag

James Dean was just a careless driver

And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag



99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd



Mary had a little lamb

The doctors were astounded

Everywhere she went

Gynaecologists surrounded






They've been cooking on Blue Peter

Now they're sampling the dishes

“I don't normally like tomatoes, John

But this is delicious”



99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd (take me home)



The son of Jimmy Clitheroe is shouting out:

“Where's my Fiorucci?”



Now the Krona rumour spread but they didn't tell the bread

Did you honestly think that they would?

And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskas

Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?



99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd