Pocket Pool Songtext / Lyric

Little Flopsy flaps around

He flaps on up and flaps on down

He's just a flippy, flappy, happy

Slappy kind of crappy clown, yeah



Come on, man, flap Flopsy flap

Wrap a slimey lap around the map

If you do these things

Flopsy, baby, you're gonna take a nap






He really gets around

He pulls his panties down

He's lying on the ground



Birdies know, rivers flow

Doggies always go



You're playin' pocket pool that's right, pocket everyday

When you got the pool in pocket it's always that way

When you're playin' pocket pool that's right, pocket everyday

When you got the pool in pocket it's always that way



Pig dick sandwich, porcu butt pie

Slup it up with your black-eyed bride

Got them Rocky Mountain oysters on the side