Shave The Planet Songtext / Lyric

Because we're Americans

We don't give a shit about each other

We don't give a shit about the earth

And all I want to do is rip you off

And f**k you in the ass while you're not lookin'



Because we're Americans

The Catholics mouth more than just each other

It's written that He must toss you off

Your parents were light on their last tithing

Father f**ked me in the ass while I'm not lookin'



If God created man, He did it just right

Hitler, slavery, urban blight

Starvation, religion, and selling our nation

Out right






Because we're Americans

Hide behind the mask of mediocrity

My wife, my kids are swell

A fifty-fifty chance that he's a homo

And he'll take it in the ass while you're not lookin



If God created man, He did it just right

Hitler, slavery, urban blight

Starvation, religion, and selling our nation

Out right



Americans

Take a fist in the ass

Americans

Try hard and fast

Americans

Just eliminate the middle f**king class