Flacidism Songtext / Lyric

Got no life, got no ambition

I've got autism



Where I'll be in ten years

Nobody knows and nobody cares

I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears"

I'm waging war from an easy chair



Got no life, got no ambition

Out of pills, flacid condition



Oh, my boner's vanished

Please, return to me, boner



Fifteen years have come and gone

Vacation at the Reeperbahn

Prostitutes and drugs I'm on

Out of dope, my boner's gone






Got no life, got no ambition

Out of pills, flacid condition



Oh, my condition is flacid as can be

What does flacid mean?

Look it up in the dictionary

In the dictionary

I bet the dictionary never has to take pills to get a boner

'Cause his first name is Dick

If you think about it

His first name is Dick, dictionary

There's no way that he will ever have to--



Yeah, blackism, dictionaryism, flacidism

Oh, oh, blackism, flacidism, dictionaryism

Dictionaryism, dictionaryism

Read me, you can read me like a book