Percy is a Prat Songtext / Lyric

(Percy?..Percy?..Percy?..) Does Percy have a girlfriend?
He just sits in his room all day
But if Percy has a girlfriend
We wouldn?t let them in the D.A. Percy only likes boring things
Percy doesn?t like sports
Instead of playing Quidditch
Percy?d write a Quidditch report

Percy?s such a prat?
Cauldron bottom thickness, who cares about that?

Percy works at the Ministry
Percy kisses peoples bums all day
His boss thinks his name is Weatherby
Junior Assistant is where he?ll stay

Percy is our least favorite brother
He is only fun to aggravate
Ever since he turned 17
He likes to prove that he can Apparate

Percy?s such a prat?
Ministry restrictions, who cares about that?

Percy?s such a prat?
Cauldron bottom thickness, who cares about that?