Fido Dildo Songtext / Lyric

got a call from the lady next door (she) said,
"dogs running wild in the back yard.
did you see the big holes he dug?
killed the flowers and made a big mess.
.. hesitated for a moment and said... "
i'm sorry, oh no! i'm sorry, don't know. i'm sorry, oh no! don't know (dildo).