Anything Goes / Anything You Can Do Songtext / Lyric

Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since the Puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock If today any shock they should try to stem
Instead of landing on Plymouth Rock
Plymouth Rock would land on them In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looking on as something shocking
But now God knows anything goes
Good authors too who once knew better words
Now only use four-letter-words writing prose
Anything goes

Anything you can be, I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you
(No, you're not) Yes, I am
(No, you're not) Yes, I am
(No, you're not) Yes, I am! Yes, I am!

The world has gone mad today and good's bad today
And black's white today and day's night today
When most guys today that women prize today are just silly gigolos

Any note you can hold I can hold longer
I can hold any note longer than you

(No, you can't) Yes, I can
(No, you can't) Yes, I can
(No, you can't) Yes, I can
Yes, I.....

Yes, (no,) I (you) can (can't) !!!