Ooh Wakka Do Wakka Day Songtext / Lyric

I want to tell you



I might as well do

about a girl I met back in May;

Her name is Rita

and you should see her



when she goes

ooh wakka doo wakka day.



She's got a brother



like any other

who got his nose caught inside a gate;

and when they freed him

it so relieved him



he just went

ooh wakka doo wakka day.



You wouldn't think

to look at me

that I was strong






but underneath it all

I really am;

and just to prove it why

only the other day

I picked a needle up with one hand



now up in Bradford

a chap named Radford



while taking part in a local play -



was intercepted

and then suspected

of going

ooh wakka doo wakka day-ay-ay-ay.



Who's that lady I saw you with?

It was not your wife



it looked to me suspiciously.

Like someone I have never seen before in my life.

Do-do-do...



It's not surprising

when you come

to think of it



just what it is

that makes people swear.

you only have to sing

about bleepin' thing

and there'll be bleeping

ev'ry bleeping where.

Now if you love me

you're not above me



if you don't well

what can I say;

except we'll see

when you come to tea



then you can go

ooh wakka doo wakka day-ay-ay-ay

ooh wakka doo wakka ooh wakka doo wakka ooh-

wakka doo-wakka day.