Media Slant Songtext / Lyric

Tried but I just can't

Keep up with the Media Slant.

I watch the spastic dance

They're doin' the Media Slant.



They must be members of some dark fraternal club.

They hold their meetings while I'm soaking in the tub.



Ruseau and Stalin must be cheering in their graves.

I hear their rhetoric in everything they say.