Butterball Songtext / Lyric

Can I take you to the movies?
They will make you fat and ugly,
So no other boy will look your way
And youll be mine all mine every single day

My little butterball wouldnt go anywhere, without her man
Take her to the beach and shes ignored
And if she werent so God damned pretty,
Shed be mine

Can I fuck you on the red eye?
Travelling hours with your best guy
Im make all the passengers die
So no other boy will look your way
And youll be mine all mine every single day

If I wasnt quite so boring in bed
IF I made more money at my job
If I played in a cooler band than him
And if she werent so God damned pretty, shed be mine