Canada Songtext / Lyric

Welcome to Canada, it's the maple leaf state

Canada, oh, Canada, it's great

The people are nice there, they speak French too

If you don't like it man, you sniff glue

The great white north, their kilts are plaid

Hosers take off, it's not that bad



I want to be where yaks can run free

Where the Royal Mounties can arrest me



Let's go to Canada

Let's leave today

Canada, oh Canada

I s'il vous plait



They've got trees and mooses and sled dogs

Lots of lumber and lumberjacks and logs!

You may think that's kind of a drag

But you have to go there to get milk in a bag

They say "eh" instead of "what" or "duh"

That's the mighty power of Canada






I want to be where lemmings run into the sea

Where the marmosets can attack me



Let's go to Canada

Let's leave today

Canada, oh Canada

I s'il vous plait



Let's go to Canada

Let's leave today

Canada, oh Canada

I s'il vous plait



Please, please explain to me

How this all has come to be

We forgot to mention something here

Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen

And slurpees made from venison

That's deer!



Let's go to Canada

Let's leave today

Canada, oh Canada

I s'il vous plait



Let's go to Canada

Let's leave today

Canada, oh Canada

I s'il vous plait