Hairy Breast Songtext / Lyric

Hairy Breast

(1)
Wakin' up at 5 o'clock early on a sunday mornin'
I realize that something's different something changed
rushing to the mirror I can't believe that it is true
my baldy breast mutated to a jungle of dark hair

(Refrain)
I had hair - on my hat and I had hair - on my legs
I had hair - on my sas but now I got the best:
HAIR AROUND MY BREAST

(2)
So I call my friends and tell that I'm gonna give a party
I have to show the world that breasthair makes me strong
sittin' in a circle they are staring at my tiny white breast
and I'm assured that now the teenie-time is gone

(Refrain)

(3)
I don't need no wig no more but now I need a barber
I'm no child no more now it's for sure

(Refrain)