No Wife, no Horse, no Moustache Songtext / Lyric

Wanna shave, wanna shave
But it's something that I can't do
Wanna shave, wanna shave
Though I really really want to
Wanna shave, wanna shave
What am I gonna do
What am I gonna do
What am I gonna do...

Wanna trot, wanna trot
But it's something that I can't do
Wanna trot, wanna trot
But I'm lacking something that's required to
Wanna trot, wanna trot
What am I gonna do
What am I gonna do
What am I gonna do...

Wanna whore, wanna whore
I can't find a love who would be true
Wanna whore, wanna whore
But ya can't really blame me to
Getta whore, getta whore
That'll be a helluva lot easier to do