Muppet Sex Songtext / Lyric

There once was this grouch named Oscar who lived in a trashcan
He was broke he couldn't get more ass than
All the other muppets and the rest of the peeps
Until he spotted this hottie on sesame street. He said, "I really like your swagger, and I could carry on
But your smile illuminates like a Prairie Dawn.
I'm going Gonzo, so maybe we should talk
Or like Fozzie bears' jokes, we could walka walka walka. You should try it out, girl. Maybe were a match.
Just like Pinocchio there'll be no strings attached.
I wanna get to know you, and girl if you're up to it,
I can be your big bird, and we can Snufflufagus.

I got a pet worm, and you can make him grow,
Or I'll be your super grover so I can save a hoe."
And she said, "hey Oscar, I don't mean to interrupt you,
But just cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you."

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump
you x3
And bump you, 'cause muppets need love, too. x2

There once was a frog named Kermit who dated Miss Piggy
And every other Wednesday night they'd get busy
More than he could put a handle on
'cause she was wild'n out like an animal.

Then all of a sudden, Kermit stopped the lovin'
And piggy was concerned so she decided to confront him
Like "I know you lost interest, but we should really talk
'cause I'm one horny muppet ah-ah-ah.

We got that rainbow connection, and honey if it suits ya
Maybe we can make some muppet babies in the future
But until that day, my sex drive ain't dead
So she 'hi-yah' upside his head.

Now get in that bedroom and get butt-naked
'cause I'm a little piggy and I'll bring home the bacon
And put on that love song, the one I like to bump to
'cause just cause I'm a Muppet that don't mean that I won't hump you."

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump
you x3
And bump you, 'cause muppets need love, too. x2

There once was a muppet named Ernie and his roommate Bert
And one evening after work
He said, "I know weve been roommates for a few years
Sharin' clothes and a bed and you never found it queer.

And I ain't never told you that I'm a homosexual
And imma' switch it up like cookie monster switched to vegetables
You'll probably find it shocking and maybe you're stunned
But you're like my rubber duckie, 'cause you're the one.

And you make bath time lots of fun
And every time I think of you, my heart goes all numb
And I think I love you, Bert, and I believe you're not gay
And if you say you love me back then it would surely turn today into a

Sunny day, keeping the clouds away.
What do you say?
And Bert turned to Ernie. He said, "Ernie I won't front you.
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you.

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump
you x3
And bump you, 'cause muppets need love, too. x2

Elmo.. Elmo tap that ass!