Cameltoe Songtext / Lyric

Walking down the streetSomething caught my eyeA growing epidemicThat really ain’t flyThis middle aged ladyI gotta be bluntHer spandex biker shortsWere creeping up the frontI could see her uterusHer pants were too tightShe musn’t own pantiesThere were none in sightShe walked right byThe poor woman didn’t knowShe had a frontal wedgieA CameltoeUmm HmmThat’s rightUh HuhOh NoFix yourself girlYou got a CameltoeGirl that’s gotta hurtTake some time and adjustCan’t you see people staringAnd making a fussCould not believe my eyesHad to take a second glanceIs your crotch hungry girl?Cause it’s eating your pantsDo you enjoy the commotionAnd attention it brings?The only lips I wanna seeAre the ones that singIn public putting onAn X rated showGrossing people outWith your CameltoeRepeat ChorusFirst day of spring and by the looks of thingsThese girls done forgot how to dressA little too quick to wearin pum pum shortsAnd it’s causing me much distressWhoomp there it is ya’ll right in the frontEverybody come and get a good lookI can see everything through the panty clingEvery crannie and every nookYou better take a quick minute before you step outsideCheck the area thats pubicOr you’ll get your panties all up in a bunchAll twisted up like rubicTake these words of advice cause its not very niceI wanna put you all in the knowGirls dont sleep dont let your pants creepWatch out for the Cameltoe.Repeat Chorus