Beware! (Of The Evil Ünderwear) Songtext / Lyric

Late night, go to bed, feeling beat

I need to rest through the night

Rough day, all went wrong, very wrong

I need to sleep through the night

Lay down, dozing off, all is well

I start to drift into sleep

Then I hear a sound, eerie sound

Coming from the laundry basket

I start to yell

What is that smell?



BEWARE BEWARE!

Of the ünderwear

BEWARE BEWARE!

Don't come near

BEWARE BEWARE!

Of the ünderwear

BEWARE BEWARE!

Satan's drawers are here






Hamper starts to shake, making noise

Up flew the drawers of doom

Red, green, all in stripes, grandpa-style

And with the smell out of hell

Flew up from the bed, screaming loud

Could this just be a dream?!

NO WAY! It is real, very real

Suddenly I realize it

I start to yell

What is that smell?



BEWARE BEWARE!

Of the ünderwear

BEWARE BEWARE!

Don't come near

BEWARE BEWARE!

Of the ünderwear

BEWARE BEWARE!

Satan's drawers are here



I start to yell

What is that smell?

I start to yell

Drawers from hell



BEWARE BEWARE!

Of the ünderwear

BEWARE BEWARE!

Don't come near

BEWARE BEWARE!

Of the ünderwear

BEWARE BEWARE!



BEWARE BEWARE!

Of the ünderwear

BEWARE BEWARE!

Don't come near

BEWARE BEWARE!

Of the ünderwear

BEWARE BEWARE!

Satan's drawers are here