Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery Songtext / Lyric

Old Mother Hubbard,
my cupboard is bare
and my last few checks are bouncing everywhere.
No scraps for the cat,
no bone for the dog
and I'm losing all my friends
because my phone's cut off. The bailiff keeps knockin' on my front door.
He's taken everything, but he still wants more.
I give all I can take.
It's a world against me.
So how do I make
a bankrobbery? Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery ...
No money for nothing for Woofy and me.
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery ...
No money for nothing for Woofy and me.

Black thick stockings and I can't see a sausage.
To the bank with the water pistol in my pocket.
Then the water leaks out. I'm wet and soggy,
knees are knocking and it's hot in the stocking.

I say: "Hands up please, everybody just freeze!
All hit the deck with your hands behind the neck!".
Then a granny turns around and says:
"Sonny Jim, you'd see there was a queue,
if you removed that thing."

Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery ...
No money for nothing for Woofy and me.
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery ...

After hours of waiting I was standing at the desk,
when the kids said: "Mummy, that black has wet himself!".
I said: "Look up there, there's a camera watching me.
I'm a little bit nervous, it's my first time on TV."

I said: "I'm nasty and I'm vicious,
and my hand is on the trigger!
It's your money or your life!"
but she didn't lift a finger.
The cashier said: "Sonny, stop messing around!",
I said: "OK, sorry, I'd like to open an account."

Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery ...
No money for nothing for Woofy and me.
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery ...
No money for nothing for Woofy and me.
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery ...

Das Böse ist immer und überall!
Ba-Ba-Banküberfall ...
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery ...
No money for nothing for Woofy and me.
Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery ...