My Dad's Gone Crazy Songtext / Lyric

Hello boys and girls

Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships



Do you have a daddy?

I'll bet you do

who's your daddy?

Daddy, what're you doing?

Haha

Ok then! everybody, listen up!

I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me?



Somebody, please help him!



i think my dad gone crazy!



There's no mountain i can't climb



There's no tower too high

No plane that i can't learn how to fly



What do i gotta do to get



through to you

to show you

There ain't nothing i can't take this






chainsaw to

Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass balls

I cut 'em off, n got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar

Inside of a hall

with my framed autographed

Sunglasses with elton john's name

on my drag wall

I'm out the closet, i been lying my ass off

All this time, me and dre have been fucking with hats off

Suck it marshall

So tell Laura and her husband to back off

Before i push this motherfucking button and blast off



And launch one at these russians, and that's all

Blow every fucking thing, except afghanistan



on the map, off

When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?

Hailie, tell 'em baby

My dad's lost it

There's really nothin' else to say here, I can't explain it

I think my dad gone crazy!

A little help from Hailie Jade won't

she'd tell em



… "maybe"…



I think my dad gone crazy!



Theres nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me



I think my dad's gone crazy!



There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie



I think my dad gone crazy!



It's like my mother always told me

Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana

and codeine and goddamit, you little motherfucker

If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'

uhhh…

Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick

Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second

I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record

I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy

And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose

Then quit bringin my flows, quit giving me my ammo

Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my

m.o.

I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo

Catch a homo by his toe, man i don't know no more

Am i the only fuckin one who's normal any more!?

Dad!

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