If I Get Locked Up Tonight Songtext / Lyric

(Dr. Dre)

Check Check

One, two

One, two

One, two(is it rolling?)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dr. Dre up in here

Y'all know what this is.

Its what y'all been waiting for

Funk Master Flex,

Big Kap,

Def Jam Records giving it to you baby.

Yo Eminem

Show these mother fuckers what time it is baby!






(Eminem)

I used to be a lonely man, (only mad)

Until I got a million dollars, shit

Now if i only had some fucking hair

I'd pull it, faster than a bullet

out of Tupac's chest

Before the ambulance came too late to do it

I'm trying to grow it back again

It was an accident

I had my back against a fan

Who chopped it off in Amsterdam

I hate the straight jacket it aint latching

They can't lock it

so they stapled my hand

To my pants pockets

The cell's padded and battered like

Someone else had it before me

And just kept throwing them fucking selfs at it

My head is aching

I'm dedicated to medication

but this med is taking to long to bring me this sedadation? (Come on!)

Anyway I got down with Dre (What up?)

The first man who taught me how the glock sounded to spray

Running up and down the street screaming

"Fuck the Police!"

When you still had your mother's fucking Nipple

Stuck in your teeth(fucking baby)

Became a role model after Colorado

Now all they do is follow me around

And holla "BRAVO!"

Hell yea I punch my bitch and beat my kids in public

Suck my dick, bitch

I'm sick enough to fuck a man in his face but I won't

Cause you'll probably wanna stand in his place

So put a sock in it

With your fake-ass Tupac image

You faggots ain't tough

you just get drunk and become talkative(Wanna Fight?)

I'm probably the akwardest alcoholic talking

Walking like a midget with a ladder in his back pocket

So when you see me on your block

Stumbling, mumbling a bunch of dumb shit

Like my drunk uncle does

I ain't buzzed, I'm just high on life

So why on earth would I need drugs

When I can fly on kites?

Motherfuckers

Slim Shady



(Dr Dre) Dr Dre!

(Eminem) I'm drunk pass the test



(Chorus) (repeat 2X)



(Eminem)

Cause if I get locked up tonite!

Then I might not come home tonite!

(Dr Dre)

Keep it moving! Off and on, Eminem is on

Off and on, Dr. Dre is On



(Eminem)

The whole entire world can sit and twirl like a whirling tire

I set a fucking girl on fire with a curling iron (AHH!)

Psych I'm just joking, for christ sakes

Dont get so bent out of shape

Cause I went out and raped six girlfriends

Some people just don't get it

But I won't let it upset me

Cause they don't know better

They don't know what the fuck its like to be so fed up

and fed so many uppers you're down and won't get up

My mind's got a mind of it's own

Sometimes I can't find it at home

It hides in the stove (Hello, where you at?)

Shit, talk about your brain being baked

My shit's still in the oven on 480 Degrees

Hailey Jade

Daddy loves you baby

Don't ever tell me how to raise my daughter

Fuck you lady!

You critics wanna criticize but couldnt visualize

Individuals lives through a criminal's eyes(fuck it!)

The neighborhood that I grew up in

You could die for nothing

And Dirty Dozen watches over me

So try some dumb shit

I'll have a fucking man raped with a band-aid over his mouth

and shove his head in the fan blade

Don't ever tell me what

I can and what I can't say

Or change cause of the

Age range in my fan base

Like I give a fuck who's buying this shit

Quit fucking buying it

I'm tired bitch

I'm dying to quit

Hip Hop is universal now

It's all commercial now

It's like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now

But now the white kids like it

So they tell me I can buy it

But as soon as I get on the mic it's like the night get silent

Either that or booed, thats why I keep an attitude

And go to sleep with it and wake up with it every afternoon

I'm sick of being judged, fuck it let me see a judge

I'll confess to every murder

I committed since 3 years old



(Chorus) (x1)



(Dr. Dre)

Yo Fuck that

Turn that shit off

Let's get the fuck out of here

You know how we do (echo)