Ask A Silly Question Songtext / Lyric

You've been playing snakes and ladders all your life

You never thought that you were wasting all your time

Now I'm gonna tell you: let's play "Pass the Pigs"

So come on throw your pigs and win by reaching number six



A long time ago the gifts were given by the gods

That day you didn't show your face at all

Now I'm gonn ask you: where do you belong?

The human being's supposed to be the best of all



The missionary position's leading back to number one

You thought you had some points, but now you have none



You're just one of the bloody freaking mass

The very best of the breed in your literature class.?

My patience has been worn out by your self esteem

How can you say Lord Byron used to play in your dream team?






Ask a silly question - Get a silly answer

You comedy of contradictions is your final cancer

If this is what you are, then I say: NO!

If this is all you say then I say: NO! NO! NO!



The missionary position's leading back to number one

You thought you had some points, but now you have none



All the natural and good willing forces of the earth

Are worth being respected since your time of birth

But I know you'll betray them - for your dumb regime

Forget your ugly face 'cause you don't count more than anything



Cold is the heart of the empty

In the end you will cry for mercy



Ask a silly question - Get a silly answer

You comedy of contradictions is your final cancer

If this is what you are, then I say: NO!

If this is all you say then I say: NO! NO! NO!



The missionary position's leading back to number one

You thought you had some points, but now you have none



You've been playing snakes and ladders all your life

You never thought that you were wasting all your time

Now I'm gonna tell you: let's play "Pass the Pigs"

So come on throw your pigs and win by reaching number six