There Goes A Well Known Gun Songtext / Lyric

Jingle bells,

Batman smells

Robin laid an egg

The Batmobile

lost its wheel

And the Joker fucked your mom!



Right in the ass



hey hey little girls and boys

what's on your list for this year?

teddy bears and lots of gifts

well, too fucking bad you greedy little bitch!



You're getting razor blades,

stalking of hand grenades

And in your sleep tonight,

I'm gonna cum on your face






You're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore

the milk was sour and the cookies sucked

so thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt

you're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore

Santa's pissed and he's taking names, and you're first in line



(later we'll have some fucking pie, and we'll do some caroling)



put that cookie down.

put that cookie down, motherfucker.



As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living.



Santa's pissed and he's coming to town

he's taking names and he's throwing down.



Wicked witch of felling asleep

You smell like you're not going to like what you see,

Big brothers gonna shove it up your ass, 1, 000 oinks scratching at the field of dignity you.

You'd always love meat, you'll see lets see what anti-gravity says, preachers says to get the fuck out of the way, that's when he looked for duke, spotsburg, he saw excitement, you like that dancing, you like that prancing, add on dixon, you hate comet, you hate cupid, fucking Donner and blitzen, what did you expect, go harder, bitch

you fucking donner go hug a fucking light switch, some people never thought that coppers would run out, go hold your breath and send Santa back to the slut house



5 severed heads in a box

4 bitches on his cock

3 beds of nails

2 bullets

1 gun



Broken candy canes

stalking of coal and bad grades

you better watch out



(bend ya ova, Imma lube ya up, gonna stick that tree right up yo' ass)



You're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore

the milk was sour and the cookies sucked

so thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt

you're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore

Santa's pissed and he's taking names, and you're first in line



Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.