The Diary Of Horace Wimp Songtext / Lyric

Monday:
Late again, today
He'd be in trouble though he'd say he was sorry
He'd have to hurry out to the bus.

Tuesday:
Horace was so sad
He'd never had a girl that he could care for
And if he was late once more, he'd be out
Uh-oh.

Don't be afraid, just knock on the door
Well, he just stood there mumbling and fumbling
Then a voice from above said:
"Horace Wimp, this is your life
Go out and find yourself a wife
Make a stand and be a man
And you will have a great life plan!"

Wednesday:
Horace met a girl
She was small and she was very pretty.
He thought he was in love, he was afraid
Uh-oh.

Thursday:
Asks her for a date
The cafe down the street tomorrow evening
His head was reeling when she said
"Yes, okay."

Don't be afraid, just knock on the door
Well, he just stood there mumbling and fumbling
Then a voice from above said:
"Horace Wimp, this is your life
Go out and find yourself a wife
Make a stand and be a man
And you will have a great life plan!"

Friday:
Horace, this is it
He asks the girl if maybe they could marry
When she says "gladly," Horace cries
Boo-hoo.

Sunday:
Everybody's at the church
When Horace rushes in and says
"Now here comes my wife for the rest of my life"
And she did.

Don't be afraid, just knock on the door
Well, he just stood there mumbling and fumbling
Then a voice from above said:
"Horace Wimp, this is your wife
Go out and find yourself a life
Make a stand and be a man
And you will have a great life plan!"

Horace Wimp...
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday...