The Fix Songtext / Lyric

The fix is in

There's a nag gonna dance home at Epsom

The fix is in

Can't wait to see how it upsets them



Too many times we've been postally pipped

We've loaded the saddles, the mickeys are slipped

We're swapping the turf for the sand

And the surf and the sin

'Cause the fix, the fix is in






The fix is in

The odds that I got were delicious

The fix is in

The jockey is cocky and vicious



The redoubtable beast has had Pegasus pills

We'll buy him the patch in the Tuscany hills

And the vino de Vici will flow like a river in spring

Now the fix, the fix is in



The fix is in

The snaps of the steward's so candid

The fix is in

Yes, our pigeons have finally landed



The Donaghue sisters will meet us in France

In penguins and pearls we'll drink and we'll dance

Till the end of our days

'Cause it ain't left to chance that we win

'Cause the fix, the fix is in