Bad Day Songtext / Lyric

i hope that the last the page of your 800 page novel is missing
?and i hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red mustang ???cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you?? and if you drop your keys i hope there?s a sewer somewhere very nearby
?i hope that your team lost; i hope your new girl takes off with a new guy.

???cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you??

and i would like to be your girlfriend so i could dump you?
and i would like to be your garbage man so i would never have to pick up your trash again??

maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty?
well i hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call jenny

???cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

??but i?m sorry if it ever is