Jack Bauer Songtext / Lyric

They sent me an invitation
Entry and one drink for free
They sent a flyer with pictures
Of how it was gonna be

Snappy, stile, bank account
Neck tie, no jeans around
Powdered nose penthouse

I think you gotta beam me up, Scottie
You know that I don’t belong here
We’re never gonna be a family
And no Jack Bauer around
And no Jack Bauer to protect me
There’s no Jack Bauer to protect me

I found my way out the door
And stumbled into the night
Some guys were trying to rob me
I got caught up in a fight

Hit my face and torn my shirt
Lost my balance in the dirt
Kept my money anyway

I think you gotta beam me up, Scottie
You know that I don’t fit in here
This doesn’t feel like a family
And no Jack Bauer around
And no Jack Bauer to protect me
There’s no Jack Bauer to protect me

There’s a streetfight at the Emmenbronx,
Five bloody in the street
Send four units and an ambulance

Black eye and my dirty clothes
Who ever’s guilty no one knows
All they do is count the blows

I think you gotta beam me up, Scottie
What am I supposed to do here?
I’m separated from my family
Has anybody seen Jack?
There’s no Jack Bauer to protect me
There’s no Jack Bauer at all