One Jack Off Songtext / Lyric

Every Friday night I go to bubba's hardware store

And give the secret knock on the private stockroom door

Good ol' boys are shootin craps playin' five card stud

Hot lookin' women

Ice cold suds

This blonde was playin' poker

She was on a roll

I sat down beside her with my ace in the hole

I had to draw a jack to win

With a straight ace high

But win I drew that card

I kissed that pot goodbye






cause I'm one jack off

Here in my hand

I got an ace, a king, a queen, and a ten and

Now I'm in a jam

I was doin' fine till I pulled that nine

That's win I went soft

I was temptin' fate with an ace high stright

But I'm one jack off



I've played with this deck so long its messin' with my mind

I've heard it said to much of this it can make a man go blind

I can't let her beat me but I ain't got a prayer

I'm sure she's got a real good hand

I see she's got a pair

I stared across the table

Hopin' that she calls

Then when she raised me

Well I dang near lost it all

I tried to pull it out figurin' Id bluff

But win I showed her what I had

She said to bad your one jack off



I'm just one jack off

Ain't that great

She said nice try but nine, ten, queen, king, ace don't make a straight

I said how about another round

She said adie up there hoss

She took all my money

And I'm still one jack off



I'm one jack off

Just my luck

She won my favorite pair of cowboy boots

And the pink slip to my truck

I knew Id have to come again next week

To get back what I lost

That's the story of my life

Its seems I'm always one jack off



That's right



One jack off