Man Of Constant Borrow Songtext / Lyric

Uh yessir do you have Man of Constant Borrow by Cledus T. Judd



No sir somebody's already borrowed it



Constantly borrows everything



I'm the man of constant borrow

There's nothing I can call my own

Some may try to say it's all stolen

I prefer permanently loaned

He's the biggest mooch we ever known



SOLO



My grass mowin

Bot I've got no mower

My neighbor won't let me use his

I can't really say is though I blame him

Kept it three years last time I did



He thought for sure that it was his



I need a ride down to the pawn shop

Lend me the keys to your Corvette

What do you mean you don't trust me

I never not brought it back yet






I don't think I could take that bet

You know dang well (he's gone away)



Well you may have heard of me

Cledus T J-U-double-D

Better known as the reining King of country parody

Coming with a new style

High profile

When I'm on the mike well you know I'll get hog wild

Comedian

Extrodinaire

A fat Eminem with the bleach blonde hair



I know that you think

I've got your chainsaw

You can't find it anywhere

I can't cut no wood

Since way fore winter

I gave it back to you last fair



Check his garage it's probably there



I sure could use a hundred dollars

I'll gladly pay you back Tuesday

I know that's what I said the last time

You can't believe a word I say



He has no plans to (really?) pay