__ Is Funny Songtext / Lyric

I was down in Mexico puttin' on a little show

But no one was laughin' at the jokes I told, no

I guess my parodies don't translate

Then my tummy started rumblin' from the tacos I ate



I had to pick fast, took a chance

I moved the microphone round the back of my pants

Would they all laugh, I didn't know

I bent down, and let it go



Here we go boy or girl

It's the same around the world

North, South, East, or West

Even on my Budapest



Here or there, near or far

It don't matter where you are

Is funny



Then there was the time I went over to China

I saw The Great Wall and I had a great time

I separated from my tour group

I found a little place and got some wanton soup






Sat with a man named Mr. Meyaki

He talked too much and ate beef tereyaki

With all of his chatter I thought it wouldn't matter

Almost made my own poo poo platter



You are funny guy Cledus Judd



Here we go boy or girl

It's the same around the world

North, South, East, or West

Even on Mt. Everest



Here, there, near or far

It don't matter where you are

Is funny



Step on the plug

Blame it on the dark

Step on the plug

Blame it on the dark



It was the perfect hour at the Eiffel tower

I gave my French girlfriend a bunch of flowers

She leaned over to kiss me, I asked her if she loved me

And she said," We we"



We found a little cafe on the sidewalk

So we could have dinner and a nice talk

Thought I ruined the mood with all that French food

Might've let out a little bitty pepelapew



The United Nations needs its information

An' maybe there won't be any misinterpretion

They won't be able to talk about war

They when they hear a theyll be rollin' on the floor



Here we go boy or girl

It's the same around the world

North, South, East, or West

Let one rip its the best



Here, there, near or far

It don't matter where you are

Is funny



Is funny, you know it's funny you laughing right now

I can say, pull my finger in 14 different languages

And everybody laughs every single time

The kids laugh, you laugh, your brother laughs

Everybody laughs, it's the universal languauge