Double D Cups Songtext / Lyric

Well, nothing against those who were not as blessed
And may never win a wet t-shirt contest
But when it comes to double D's I confess
They're the "va" in my "vavoo" Double D cups can be saline and plastic
The bigger, the better, they sure look bootastic
And though they might make it hard to do gymnastics
I mean it when I look at them and say:

Double D cups, you're more than just jugs. Bazoons, cans, baby feeders, tata's, milkshakes, pink nose puppies, hooters, watermelons, twinner sausages, blouse bunnies. Whatever you are you're still my friends, my life long friends, both of you even the slightest small one.

I love them double D cups in bras that push up
Like Dolly Pardon, like Dolly Pardon
We love those double D cups, can't get enough
They're kinda gaudy, oh what a body