Cledus' Christmas Ball Songtext / Lyric

Jim Beavers-Brett Beavers-Mike Waldron

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SANTA

HO HO HO HO HO

hohohohohohoho

And what do you want for Christmas little Sam?



SAM

I want the Billy Gilman action figure



SANTA

What about you Suzie?



SUZIE

I want the Grand Old Opry nativity scene



SANTA

And what about you Cledus?



CLEDUS

Well Santa

It's not what I want.

It's what I want to give...






It's Christmastime in Nashville for country singers one and all

I'm going to give a right nutty party

It's Cledus' Christmas Ball



I sent out the invitations

Heck I even rented out the hall

And I've got a big SACK full of presents



Male CHORUS

Cledus' Christmas ball...



Dolly Parton brought two JUGS

(*wolf whistle*)

Of wine everyone admired

Montgomery Gentry spiked the eggnog



Female chorus

Chestnut's roasting on an open fire



Somebody get Mark off of there



Ah the twin fiddles are playing'

And it's a sewingin' time for all

YEE HAW

Everybody's dancin' around



Male CHORUS

Cledus' Christmas ball

HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO



Shania'a under the mistletoe

And that line was slap down the hall

Boy I hope she enjoys kissin'



Male CHORUS

Cledus' Christmas ball



Willie Nelson's homemade brownies

Brought us all good cheer

Garth retired early again



CHORUS

But he'll be back next year



You can count on THAT



The party's dyin' down now

So here's my present to you all

haha

Come check out MY package



Male CHORUS

Cledus' Christmas ball



It's a little bitty piece of me to you



Male CHORUS

Cledus' Christmas ball



CHORUS

It's an ornament for your Christmas tree

Cledus' Christmas

: Ball

:

: SUZIE

: Hey

: That's not Santa

:

: CTJ

: SHHHH

:

: SUZIE

: That's Kenny Rogers

: The Gambler

:

: CTJ

: Hush yer mouth



Merry Christmas from Cledus T. Judd



HO HO HO