Armageddon Down Songtext / Lyric

Eve and Adams apple pie was the start of our creation

and Beegeesus was brought to life by the holy masturbation

Josef and Mary Christmas mess gave birth to the son of a bitch

and the three wise guys they came along to make Beegeesus rich

Old grandpa Satan went to Helen then he took her right back

he said Im gonna get on down with it and make this lady fat

he committed the act of godomy with this satanic nun

and out came a child all wet and wild call Belsebubblegum



Some saints are and some saints aint by far as sane as me

Some saints are and some saints aint by far as sane as me

Armageddon with it, armageddon down with it






Beegeesus turned water into wine and then he made a deaf man blind

he fed the mass with fish and bread and then five thousand people said

bread is bread but whale aint fish how you gonna get it on my dish

I dont know Beegeesus said lets eat something else instead



Some saints are and some saints aint by far as sane as me

Some saints are and some saints aint by far as sane as me

Armageddon with it, armageddon down with it



Beegeesus and Belsebubblegum are money takers

the cheapest kind of holy rollercoaster bookie makers

so Judas kiss my ass goodbye and leave your sins behind

Beegeesus please do something good and pass me down the wine



Some saints are and some saints aint by far as sane as me

Some saints are and some saints aint by far as sane as me

Armageddon with it, armageddon down with it