Babbernation Songtext / Lyric

I'm out in the country for a walk one day
I get the urge and I've got to go
I look around, make sure no one's around
I pull down my pants and I face the ground
I think, well, we all go to the toilet
Just like we've got to eat
We don't eat--it's called starvation
We don't babber--constipation