Group Girl Songtext / Lyric

I was on a [?] golf course dressed in PVC

Chanced to meet a golf girl selling cups of tea

She asked me did I want one, asked me with a grin

For ten pence you can have one full right to the brim



So of course I had to buy one — in fact I ordered three

So I could watch the golf girl, could see she fancied me

Then later on the golf course after drinking tea

It started raining golf balls and she protected me






Her name was Pat

And we sat

Under a tree

She kissed me

Kissed me three kisses

And this is what bliss is

She became my missis

We had a son

Named Jason

And he's only one

We go to the walks

In fine weather

All together

On the golf course



Standing on a golf course dressed in PVC

I chanced upon a golf girl selling cups of tea

She asked me did I want one, asked me with a grin

For ten pence you can have one full right to the brim



So of course I had to have one — in fact I ordered three

So I could watch the golf girl, could see she fancied me

Then later on the golf course after drinking tea

It started raining golf balls and she protected me



Her name was Pat

And we sat

Under a tree

She kissed me