You Need A Man Around Here Songtext / Lyric

You've sure got a real nice place, so don't take this the wrong way
But I can tell by your decorating taste, you've been alone too long
You've got more candles than a midnight mass
That fancy mirror adds a touch of class
But do you know how good a mounted bass
Would look there on that wall Chorus:

You need a man around here, you can't do it all by yourself
To me it's painfully clear
That you could use a little help, someone to kill the spiders
Change the channel and drink the beer
Seems to me that you sure need a man around here Thumbing through your stack of magazines
I don't see a Maxim or Field and Stream
I haven't been in a room this clean since they took my appendix out
Well you've gotta be kidding me, don't tell me that thing is your TV
My laptop's got a bigger screen, baby, there ain't no doubt

Chorus


Someone to kill the spiders and by the way, you're out of beer
Seems to me that you sure need a man around here
Yeah, it seems to me that you sure need a man around here