The Pants Songtext / Lyric

You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders She'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please Chorus:

You wear the pants, buddy, good for you, I'm so impressed
Yeah, whoopty-doo, you need to know that ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirt

In the top drawer, of her dresser, there's some panties
Go try on that purple pair, with lace and frills
With your big old legs, I bet you can't get in 'em
With that attitude of yours, hell, I bet you never will, but

Chorus


A big old boy like you can probably bench 350
a little thing like her can barely lift the bar
Just wait 'til that woman has a headache
and she sits there with her legs crossed
Well, we'll see how strong you are

You wear the pants, well, good for you
I'm so impressed, yeah, whoopty-doo
You need to know that ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirt

You wear the pants, she'll wear the skirt