Penguin, James Penguin Songtext / Lyric

Well, the reindeer pull the sleigh and the elves make the toys
Those are the stories that are well known to all little girls and boys But I've got another story that I bet you haven't heard
Did you know that Santa has a secret agent bird? Chorus:

He's Penguin, James Penguin, that dapper little guy
Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux, he's Santa's secret spy

Have you ever wondered how Santa keeps tabs?
How he knows when you've been good?
How he knows when you've been bad?

Chorus


From an undisclosed location, he's watching me and you
He's got satellite uplinks in his cufflinks
Yeah, he sees everything you do

Chorus


Not so very long ago, Santa didn't need much help
But with more and more kids every year, he soon got overwhelmed
He told the elves one Christmas, we can't do this anymore
Then a knight in shining polyester, waddled through his door

And it was Penguin, James Penguin
He was there to save the day, he had wireless and GPS outfitted on the sleigh

And Santa said Penguin, "Won't you be my ears and eyes
How'd you like to help me run, my SCFBI"

He's Penguin, James Penguin and now I guess you've heard
How Santa got his little christmas, secret agent bird